I weigh like 100 Guadeloupean bananas! Hopefully, monkeys don't know... What about you? Have fun with your weight.
MJ would be proud of me, I weigh like 75 vinyl records of Thriller!! Wanna see some cool comparisons too?
I just learnt that if I was like a T-Rex, I would have a brain of 1 g... Surprised? Ready to play with your weight too?
A side-kick from Chuck would send me at 1 meters away... This is a Chuck Norris Fact! Wanna see your weight differently?
I weigh the same as 500 Kings! So please, be kind with me ;-) ... You too, give your weight a new perspective.
I just learnt I weigh the same as a baby polar bear on the moon! ... You too, check some cool weight comparisons.